Tuesday, July 03, 2007

My slight headache is a brain tumour????

So i finally went to the orthodontist after repeated urging from my dentist....I decided to get the assessment done and move from there. Afterall i had what i thought was a slight problem - my top and bottom teeth meet edge to edge instead of the bottom ones being slightly inside of the top ones (a slight under bite?). I also have an inherited condition that results in a hardly noticeable missing incisor. I however have a beautiful smile that i constantly get complimented on. :)

I think the first sign of a problem was when the treatment co-ordinator said "oh oh, you have many problems there." I was like 'what? I barely have one little problem'. It became even clearer that things weren't going well when we sat to look at the many closeups she had taken of my face and teeth and said "hmmmm u may have to do dental surgery to correct for that missing tooth". SURGERY? (BTW big up to Blends, my face looked almost flawless on my close-ups). She became quite agitated and went to get the Orthodontist who looked at the pictures and became extremely grim.

He looked at my profile and asked me what did i think of my jaw. I commented that i have fat cheeks? He said your lower jaw is too big, you are gonna have to do surgery to pull back the jaw bone, and we are gonna have to extract three incisors to maintain the symmetry of your teeth...this after 24 months of braces. When he saw the incredulous look on my face he told me to hop on to the examination chair and proceeded to list all my defects to his eager co-conspirator.

Open bite
Cross bite
protruding lower jaw
missing teeth
spaces between teeth

*sigh*

Full orthodontic treatment suggested - 28 - 30 months of braces. Dental surgery after 24 months to correct the protruding lower jaw, retainers for the rest or your life.

HUH? BUT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE!!!!!!!

His projected treatment costs totalled USD 13,440.00 and yes he quoted his prices in US dollars. Does anyone even remember that slight problem that i had before i entered his office. I did comment that this is the exact reason people hated going to doctors...all i wanted were painkillers for this slight headache and what do I get - a prediction that my life as i know it, is coming to an end.

Well i am sure you all can tell that i am keeping my openbite/crossbite/protruding jaw/spaced out teeth smile that i know is absolutely beautiful.

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9 comments:

Nickiesha said...

nuh badda widdit...where is the brain tumor?...or was dat an analogy?..ROFL..bout u have fat jaw.. i knew sumtin was up wid dem big owl cheek deh..jus kidding..i like u, wouldnt even shit pon dem nida bout surgery to the tune of US$xxxxxxxxxx. all if a did J$10. See das y mi nuh go docta.LOL! can bet what i have been told is anxiety is prolly sumting more serious dan dat. I guess we will never find out!

Adrian said...

From their description it sounds like your mouth is messed up real bad. I've never been to an orthodontist before, I'm sure my prognosis would be much worst :p probably akin to a donkey or something heh

Yamfoot said...

that is a whopping amount!

One of my teeth fell out and I was told I should have a something done, but it staying same way so!

Enchantress said...

Why did you go to an orthodontist? You know your smile will NEVER be perfect enough for them.

If you're still in pain go to another doctor and get a second opinion. I hope you're NOT still in pain though.

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Karabana said...

Hi there, Yikes! Hope you get a better 2nd opinion.
PS: I had to check you since it's rare to find someone else w my name :-)

Jan said...

Your experience sounds very familiar. As I received almost the exact diagnosis about a year or two ago. Only in my case they said the joints of my jaw bones were disintegrating and that the only way to fix it was to break the jaw and wire it up then put on braces. It all sounds like a conspiracy to me.

Needless to say, my smile actually looks straighter now to me but what do I know?

Afrikan Herbsman said...

http://crazylovesound.imeem.com/music/NqVHn_zP/bright_smile/
mama
and i quote an herbsman on this one
"DO NOT TRUST DOCTORS"
they love tampering with things....you know one actually told me i was 2 inches shorter than i was being told i was my whole life?(well since high school)
lol @ brain tumor, you actually made me read this with a concerned mind frame....not cute.

Esteban Agosto Reid said...

Get a second opinion!It is quite apparent that this orthodontist wants you to pay for his house and his kids college education.